Pole Dancing For Olympic Gold Medals
The Global Association of International Sports Federations has officially recognized pole dancing as a sport, a move that will potentially take the acrobatic moves to the Olympics. It only took 11 years of campaigning by the International Pole Sports Federation according to president Katie Coates. “We want those gold medals up there in the Olympic games for our athletes, to be proud of our athletes and our sport”, said Coates.
Jim Bakker Tired of People Making Fun of Him
The disgraced televangelist who spent 4 years in prison for fraud is demanding that “mean people in America” who make fun of him stop watching his show, filled with predictions about an impending apocalypse. He warns there will be dire consequences if you watch and mock. “Just go away. You don’t have to be there. You don’t have to hear it”, says Bakker.
Bigfoot Sighted Near Fresno, California
The legendary Bigfoot has reportedly been spotted near a Northern California lake. A farmer claims he saw the creature and five others running on his ranch near Avocado Lake. Jeffrey Gonzalez, a paranormal expert says the sighting is not that uncommon, with three additional Bigfoot sightings in the past five years, all located in East Fresno County. He recounted two others stories, including one from a woman who said her two sons saw a Bigfoot in their orchard and one from a man who saw five creatures in the same orchard. “What are the odds of three people, three different families, who don’t know each other, within a radius of 2 to 3 miles, come and tell me what they witness, and it matches up,” Gonzalez said.